One of these things...

Is not like the others....

Zack looks so darn human with those eyebrows!

Plus, he's about 10x bigger than the other sofa inhabitants.

#someoneloveme

Zack Takes No Flack

This 'intruder' claims the sofa is his.

I disagree.

#mexicansofastandoff

Zack is Slackin'

Everybody has had dinner.

Zack has had his 10 seconds of fun.

We've pottied a few times.

#bigpawsnooze

Too cute for words!

Tuckered Zack

Go to an adoption event, they said.

You might get adopted, they said.

Pfuh... I'm too old for this crap.

#sofatime

Zack Nap

Life's tough when you need a bigger sofa...

#bigdogproblems